911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
Beautiful thick tattooed model in white retro lingerie. By Viva Van Story
all I wanna be. someone take pictures of me in my underwear always please
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don’t ya wish your girlfriend was slightly too obsessed with tegan and sara and totally in love with both of them like me